Muffin Fudger

To be used in place of "Mother F***er".
If one is not allowed to swear, 'Muffin fudger' can be the replacement.

"You muffin fudger!"
"I hate muffin fudging homework."

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muffin bum

you know the fashion where the guys wear their jeans low? well, if a guy wears them mid-butt and theyre too tight he'll end up with a muffin bum (ie his upper bum overlaps the trousers). a real turn-off...

guys, before playing basketball, make sure you dont have a muffin bum!! its disgusting to watch!!

girl one: oh my god! look at that guy! he has a muffin bum!

girl two: euugh!! gross!! shield your innocent eyes!

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Mystical muffin

Where you fart in your hand and release it under someone's nose.

My buddy 'Fat Gilbert's' mystical muffin, burnt the shit out of my nose hairs.

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munch muffin

when a girl or boy of any age who should go on a diet but however does not and thinks that they can fit in clothing that they wore last year and there stomachs hang out for all to see. if this is you take some advice and buy a larger shirt please.

also..not attractive to those who are subjected to observing such a sight.

WHOA! i walked past Tammy at the mall on Friday and I never realized how much of a munch muffin she is!

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pumpkin muffin

When a female receives cunnilingus after getting filled with semen from one or more men.

I just gave your mom a 10 man pumpkin muffin.

She's your mom too sis...

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Mud Muffin

When a girl has the distasteful habit of wiping back to front instead of front to back like a proper lady.

You really don't want to go down on Sandra. i heard she has a nasty mud muffin.

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muffin pie

1. A beautiful tempting and flawless pussy

2. A gay dude aka. Bitch ass, pillow biter, buttdart, rump ranger, jack master.

Why is Jaime always acting like a muffin pie?

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