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When a girl turns a phone to vibrate, shoves it up her vagina, and has her boyfriend send her erotic messages.
"Jill told me to text her a ton of times last night. I think we were having text sex."
1. The beginning stage of a relationship when you spend countless hours sending text messages back and forth.
2. Flirtatious text messaging
I swear I'm going to get carpal tunnel in my thumbs from "having text" all night, when in fact it should be my hamstrings that hurt.
This is when someone uses caps lock on all or some of their words when sending a text or message. The term is interchangeable - "text shouting" "shout texting"
" YOU ARE ALWAYS BEING SO STUCK UP, I HATE YOU"
OR
Jack- WE HAVE HOMEWORK
Jill- why are you Shout Texting?
Jack- It was that important.
When someone text you way too early in the morning. Like as early as old people wake up.
He text me at 5 am this morning. That's some serious geriatric texting. I hate it when he does that.
Text Men is a series of 4 main characters, Favreau, Ontario, Humble David and Winchester Jason.
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Text Buffer
When texting a girl goes really well but when you meet face to face it doesn't go as well
Mark and Melinda really hit off until the finally met. All texting was just a text buffer .
To send a huge text message all at once, resulting in text messages being split in to parts. at the other end those parts, often come in all jumbled up and fills the cell phone screen.
Sometimes not all the "parts" get through — "hits the target"
Long winded shotgun message (100 characters or so)
<send>
Receiver sees:
Part 2/3 section of long winded message...
Part 3/3 section of long winded message...
Part 1/3 section of long winded message...
Receiver responds,
Whoa dude! machine gun texting might be annoying, but shotgun texting is not much better. It's all mixed up.