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1. The beginning stage of a relationship when you spend countless hours sending text messages back and forth.
2. Flirtatious text messaging
I swear I'm going to get carpal tunnel in my thumbs from "having text" all night, when in fact it should be my hamstrings that hurt.
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That strange condition of instant intimacy afforded through text message conversations. An unanticipated emotional closeness facilitated through the use of messaging technology.
Susan had simply exchanged glances and phone numbers with that guy who tried to pick her up on Friday. Over the next two days, though, through a series of tete-a-texts, she was amazed at all the personal stories about herself she'd given away.
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The time between when the light turns green and the moron in front of you looks up from his texting and realizes it.
Intersections are much safer now that we have text lag - no one ever takes off as soon as the light changes any more.
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When someone text you way too early in the morning. Like as early as old people wake up.
He text me at 5 am this morning. That's some serious geriatric texting. I hate it when he does that.
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Deliberately omitting a vital (or not) piece of information from a text, only to send it in a second text a moment later, prefixed with the phrase "just one more thing" - either for the purposes of annoyance, or simply because its awesome.
Texter A: hey man, you still on for pizza?
Texter B: yeah, I'll see you there
Texter B: just one more thing...cool. Trololo
Texter A (having had to get his phone back out) : fucking columbo text
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Texting stutter = when you text someone and you have them so screwed for a reply and you see them starting to text back and then it stops . Then you see them try again and it stops . Over and over until they figure out a way to get out of it and what to reply . Texting stutter .
Are you having a little texting stutter ?
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If a person begins to engage in the act of texting, while you are talking, over the phone. they will text slower and less noticeable in an attempt to not interrupt you. normally followed by a response from the texter interrupting the story.
Dude 1:Yo dude you'll never believe this, I was at me girlfriends the other day...
Dude 2:*generous texting* *click click click*
Dude 1:and...
Dude 2: *click click click*
Dude 1:we were sitting on the couch...
Dude 2:*click click click*
Dude 2: yea dude I know really.....
Dude 1:........
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