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tell me a joke

never say this to me. nevver!

"hey, diane, tell me a joke"
"you're just scared of my pharao moans"

by Krkič December 11, 2019


unfunny joke on this website

im not funny

unfunny joke on this website

doge troll face

by chucken nugites October 28, 2020


Peter Explains The Joke

Peter Explains The Joke is A meme/User that is most seen in Memetastic Posts.

But most of the times sometimes Peter wont even answer cause everyone keeps calling him.

Some people even this Peter is Actually Memetastic.

"Hey Peter Explains The Joke. So basically Joke Explain"

by AxeKillerBoy September 26, 2019


Tired of ud jokes

Whrn you are tired of usual UD definitions

I'm tired of ud jokes

by Soddoll April 12, 2023


Yo Popa jokes

Pretty much the opposite of Yo Momma jokes.

No one uses these jokes because they would suck. They can't even be called to be honest.

Guy 1: Yo popa's so smart he made Bill Gates cry!

Guy 2: Come on man, no one uses yo popa jokes...

by Shenaniganguy September 08, 2016


wayne miller joke

An antijoke with no clear punchline that employs the use of alliteration to garner some semblance of humour, it still fails.

'I was taking a dump, for those of you who don't know what a dump is, it's when percival is pointing to the porcelain while Barry bum backs out some wayne miller joke...'

by AtlanticSeaSalt February 09, 2019


Weet-Bix Joke

Joke1: What did the Aussie kid who always says 'Never eat soggy Weet-bix' say when his Weet-bix got soggy bc he had it with milk like every other normal person?

Joke2:How do you clean up floor spills?

Joke3: How do you make the oceans dry up?

Joke4: How do you make people shrivel up and die?

Weet-bix joke answers:

Answer1: Idek, he just stood there and picked his scab off that he got from falling off his razor scooter at the local park.

Answer2: Drop a weetbick because they're so fucking dry, they'll do the trick and there's ya soggy Weet-bick, boi.

Answer 3: Drop a Weet-bick.

Answer4: Crack a Weet-Bix Joke or just give em a Weet-Bick.

by [Insert swear word] March 22, 2023