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A young old child once said ‘the number C’
1,2,3,The number C,4,5,6
A number expressible as 2^N * a prime, where N is a strictly positive integer. Invented by Alice.
Good morning, that's a nice Alice Number.
A fart number is the number of times you farted in a certain time period
Jack: Hey dude what’s your fart number for today
David: 72
Jack: DANG DUDE, you had some bean burritos yesterday
David: Yep, but mine is nothing compared to Jessica
Jack: What's her fart number
David: 109
Jack: Wow, I’m only at 24
When you’re using your breat pump but forget to screw on the bottles so it leaks on your crotch and when you finally notice you’re sad you’ve lost all the milk so you start crying and pee yourself
Things sleep deprivation lead to: today I started pumping at work but forgot to screw the bottle in. I’ve now officially wet my pants at work... just with milk instead of pee. I got so emotional that I cried and peed myself and made a number 3.1
unlike the other 5. number 6 takes a revolutionary take on the meaning of eating massive asshole.
guy one: yo are you going to josefs party?
guy two: yes, i heard there will be a lot of slip-n-slide slop number 6.
obsession with numbers and calculations; life devoted to quantifiable goals: to earn more money, to eat less calories, to run faster, to visit more places, to possess more collectible items, etc.
Numberism multiplies quantities and destroys quality.
John in a numberist: he calculates everything, from calories in his meals to the duration of his sexual acts.
A type of politics where a country is fixed using data and numbers!
"The unemployment rate is around 3 million"
"Then we will double our unemployment benefits"
The next year...
"The unemployment rate is around one and a half million"
"That's thanks to NUMBERISM"