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when you feel extremely mega bored and have already tried qwerty, asdf and zxcv.
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The “Ol’ Obama Tickle” is a sexual act where someone tickles the rectum of their partner with a feather and covers their face with shit to show a Obama look. If the person is already black they do this anyways.
“I can’t wait I’m gonna try the Ol’ Obama Tickle on my girlfriend, I think she’ll like it!”
Sex.
But used in a pseudo-mockingly "I'm going to pretend I'm a dude in the 40's and say things indirectly in a nice way" kind of way.
Man 1 - "So, Pal, didja' giv'er the ol' time-of-day?"
Man 2 - "Well, gee, I'm not the kind to kiss-and-tell!"
A big head
Damn girl you got a big ole dome.
When you just finished a book, but you also love someone.
Alex: "I did it, Big-Ol-Smackalack"
A man-made watercourse that flows past a charmin' "antique" mill where skilled craftspeople produce clay noses for store-mannequins and wig-display craniums.
Disgruntled high-school student: BLAST IT ALL --- here I signed up for this class 'cuz I'd assumed we were gonna take a fun-filled field-trip to see an "ol' factory canal", but instead we just got stuck in a regular boring classroom and studied an insipid textbook about the human smelling-system!
To Master-bate, whack off, punch the clown, slap and honk the red nose,
You up to anything this Friday night, did Stacey call you?
Nah, fuck all, think I’ll stay home and punch the clown, slap ol’ Bozo around for a few hours and go to bed.