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the fire breathing rubber duckies ( fbrd ) are the best, funniest, stupidest group of girls you with EVER MEET. they r always quoting vines 24/7 and will be doing somthing stupid everywhere they go. if u talk shot about one of them just know they all know and will hate your guts (sometimes)
duDE 1: yo did u see the fire breathing rubber duckies just walk past?
DuDE 2: yeah dude they just quoted my fave vine !!
dUdE 1: what vine brO :D
duDe 2: I’m washing me in my clothEs
When your breath is so bad that you could smoke a cigar and have a better chance at not offending people.
"Whoa! Larry's gingivitis is gettin bad. He needs to smoke a cigar to freshen his breath."
derogatoryword, used to insult some wierd fullah who did some wierd shit
you hog breath cum stain fuck nut!! why would you do your sister like that?
Because all Irishmen/women are alcoholics, their breath must always smell of whiskey in order to be "fresh".
Therefore, an Irish Breath Mint is taken after a meal and consists of two shots of Irish whiskey in order to freshen the breath.
Patrick: Yummmm, that was a really good dinnner! Lots of potatos!
McDrunk: Eew man, your breath smells! Have an Irish Breath Mint!
*Patrick takes to shots of Jameson whiskey*
What a white person might say after interacting with the police.
I was worried I would get a speeding ticket, but since he let me off with a warning I can breath just fine.
(verb):
a) to fail to notice something really important
b) to fail to predict something obvious so completely, it is actually ludicrous and painful to watch in hindsight
c) опростоволоситься in Russian
if you want to know whose ox is being gored in the 2016 presidential election, it's the media's since it spectacularly failed to breathe in Donald Trump's home run
Variation on going to "Hold My Breath Till I Turn Blue" as a response to waiting for something to happen which is most likely never going to happen
Dude #1: I totally have a shot at this cocktail waitress chick
Dude #2: You so do not have a shot at that chick. You might as well hold your breath till you turn gay.
Dude #1: Hold my breath till I turn gay?
Dude #2: Yeah start holding your breath now, cuz here she comes over to our table....