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Another word For a Piece of Shit and a Lover of male Monkeys
Person 1 : I need to go to the bathroom and take the fattest Oliver Kennedy
Person 2 : Don't you mean Shit ?
Person 1 : No I mean Oliver Kennedy Its another Word for shit
Person 2 : I heard that the guy who used to give out Free Gynaecology Sessions for men
Person 1 : Exactly He's and Absolute Piece of shit
A cute guy, normally one who is a bit fat; but still cute.
“Hey, have you seen Oliver Taylor around?”
“No, why?”
“Because I need a cute guy to make fun of for being fat.”
When you get a sexy text from a stranger and just as you set off the “wee woo wee woo boner alert 🚨” you then wonder to yourself if the text is actually from a scammer being held captive in Myanmar or Cambodia
Me: Hey, I just got a wrong number text from a really hot Russian girl
Boris: Oh yeah? What’s she look like?
Me: (shows my phone to my friend)
Boris: She’s hawt! Uh oh! Wee woo wee woo boner alert 🚨….. uh wait a minute
Me: oh no
Boris: yeah, this is John Oliver effect.
The perfect boyfriend, an Oliver is funny, sweet, kind, and attractive. Has a sweet nature and gives off a feeling of security. I should know, i have an Oliver.
Me: i got a boyfriend!!!!!!
My friends: who??
Me: oliver.
My friends: lucky!!!
Oliver: whassup ladies?!?!
Me and my friends: er...
A Sexy Motherfucker that has a throbbing horse cock.
Oliver give the best sexy with his horse cock
An Oliver is the most caring kind of person you'll ever meet. Sometimes he doesn't want to show, but he really cares about stuff. He's intelligent and extremely logically thinking. An Oliver could win every discussion about politics/society/science with his enormous broad knowledge, but he'd rather let people talk and get them to realize their wrong conclusions themselves by asking critical questions.
You can always rely on Oliver and giggle about his silly jokes.
He's such an Oliver, I'm seriously gonna rethink my arguments.