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1. (noun) A dog that has horns like a moose.
2. (noun) A person who is highly addicted to sex and attempts it as often as possible with just about anyone, but usually a partner or spouse. Such person will often use innuendo with several people throughout the course of a day in hopes of achieving a sexual situation with at least one of them.
3. (noun) A term that is sometimes used by one who does not exactly have a handle on the English language when what they meant to say was 'corn dog.'
1. At Christmas, Wayne created his beer fund by renting out his horn dog to the Santa Claus display at the mall.
2. OFFICE MAIL CLERK: Boy, that new receptionist sure is a horn dog.
BOSS: Really?
3. When Pierre ordered a horn dog, everyone began to laugh hysterically.
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deep throating corn dogs in preparation to a pride fest
I can't wait for the parade to start." "Say!!!" "Lets go to the food court and do some dog gobbling to get loosened up."
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Reffering to ones own human children in regards to the opposite of fur babies.
I absolutely love my skin dogs, I have two daughters and a son; Brianna, Tyler and Mayleigh. But no one will greet you at the door like a fur baby! Stryker is my german shepherd puppy and he is so cute!
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A domesticated wolf breed known as a "Golden Retriever" associated with a portion congealed milk fat placed upon its own head.
Person 1 - "You know Butter Dog?"
Person 2 - "The dog with the butter on him"
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Your crazy teacher's worst nightmare - himself.
The way T-dog teaches is a nightmare we get no work done and he neglects our need for sweets.
"We stalk T-dog on a daily basis."
"T-dog likes Star Wars too much - he drinks it in his sleep with dem starwars pjs"
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tiny dog that yaps and tries to bite you and won't shut up. the idea is that any dog that can fit in a mailbox should be classified as a rodent. yapping is suggested in order to meet mailbox dog standards, but not required. see also puntable.
"that would be a fun bike ride if it wasn't for that f---ing mailbox dog at the end of it"
"yeah, that dog is such a puntable"
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