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soft-bearded man

A man or manchild(usually a millennial) that has a beard but most likely gets it trimmed weekly. This man gets offended very easily, and violently opposes hate speech. He would not dare use his hands for manual labor or for properly pleasing a woman. He is a feminist, his wife makes more money than him, and he hates white privilege.

"Hey I heard Lumberjack Leslie has to ask his wife before he does anything!" "Yeah, he's a soft-bearded man."

by Scranton Strangler March 27, 2018


SoCal Soft

Being a big ol bietch

Josh Randall is SoCal Soft.

by mrbeisbol May 17, 2021


soft double

The act of staffing two shifts in one day, when one shift is significantly shorter than the other.

Milkbird: "Hey can you work a double?"
Vince: "Only if its a soft double BAYBAYYY!"

by ThesecretBG February 06, 2016


soft white male

White males who survive in the DEI Era by fawning over, agreeing with, and taking sides with DEI hires.

I became aware that the new Kevin guy had no ability to do his job and i wondered how he wasn't fired. Then I realized that he was a soft white male.

by TheFleeceMan July 05, 2025


Soft Steamer

The warmest and slimiest dog shit that sticks to the grass

“My dog just left a Soft Steamer on the lawn and I can’t pick it up

by CuppaDoe July 18, 2024


soft mafia

Soft mafia describes women who keep
tabs on virtually everyone in their
their families, extended families, and
sometimes people they are not related
to in social groups and at different functions they attend.

These women do not mind being backstabbers,
being condescending muckrakers, and

acting dramatically pragmatic. They are political
to the highest degree, usually but not always
conservative in their views. In addition to being
gossip-mongers, the soft mafia also exert
influence to get their allies and friends good
professional and social positions. Intelligence
and counter-intelligence by electronic and
other means fit the soft mafia profile. She
will go beyond eavesdropping and tamper
with cellular phones and personal or
laptop computers, spying on family members
whether they are teenagers, older siblings,
and their friends or sleepovers.

The females in a soft mafia usually run down
their adversaries by talk. The idea of a hit

often but is not limited to TV soap opera-style
scandalizing, with the explicit purpose of
besmirching another woman or man's character
or reputation. Acts of mayhem ranging
from permitting a dog to excrete on the foe's
plants or flowers to getting the person in
minor trouble with the law are normal acts
of contempt.

Conversely, the soft mafia woman
or women can or will spread rumors
and begin conspiracies to land an
ally a good job at a company, and also
a position or positions of leadership in
civic or clannish organizations in the local
community. She will tell half-truths and
wildly exaggerate the reputation of the
person she wants "in".

by Constable Madre April 02, 2011


Soft Hands

Soft Hands is an insult used by posh people to shame or slander somebody. the insult is not fondly used often and normally links to someone with a weak punch or someone with weak small arms almost like a baby.

Robert: hey jack how are you doing today?
Jack: shut up soft hands

by nagoleel May 13, 2025