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son: Why does my soy hot dog look like a lite soft penis.
Mom: sorry son I boiled it to long.
The disgusting "mellow/yellow" procedure practiced during water-shortages, or implemented to lower your consumption of pay-per-gallon city-water.
Rather than practicing the "soft drink" water-saver rule to save on my utility-bills, I collect rainwater in buckets outside, and then use that some of the time to flush my toilet.
a girl has deep throated so many boys her neck done got soft; a female who can take it to the head without gaggin; a female has gotten teabagged so many times her throat soft; a girl who
A Christmas that has low to no emotional attachment to the day; A Christmas where the only gifts are clothes in thin boxes.
Last year we had a soft-box christmas.
A state of being lit but not really. To be turnt but not really. To be rekt but I mean...not really. It is the state which is the epitome of having had a fun but controlled night.
1. Resh: Yo Kunal how was your night?"
Nunal: I ate a girl out and had normal shit so I'm just kind of soft lit.
Resh: Right.
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Kajith: Hubert what do you think of this vacuum; super big but also super powerful.
Zubert: Dude, that's fucking soft lit af.
Kajith: Goddamn you are smart.
Fake kiss, used by guys to make you believe they have feelings but really they couldn't care less about you.
Rhys used to tell me "This soft french kiss is a special kiss just for you" but really everything was a lie.