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Soft cunt

The weakest of the coke head group, stands sideways and you can't see him also stinks of piss

D.B you're a soft cunt and a skinny waste

by Biglad92 October 22, 2022


Soft cunt

someone who is useless when it comes to handling themselves

Stop being a soft cunt DB

by Biglad92 October 2, 2021


The devil's soft serve

A soft poop

I'm lactose intolerant so ice cream makes me expel the devil's soft serve.

by hotmessy November 13, 2022


Soft Porn

My teacher in Religion class was talking about this and I thought I would consult the boys on Urban Dictionary. Yeah its like porn without like penetration. Cheers

Soft porn is like porn without sex lol

by giorgio4 November 22, 2021


Pop soft

Toronto-slang for "leave the premises".

This club is terrible. Let's pop soft

by Kramer252 February 28, 2022


The Soft Shift

(Verb) The unethical act of your Precinct's Captain or Lieutenant (in some cases Sergeant), assigning a shift to you with no prior notice or attempts to inform you.

The Soft Shift is typically accompanied by a firm, "come on (your name)... I know you saw it on your schedule... and now I don't have any other Officers to get it covered..."

by Salty_LEO_1984 July 26, 2019


angel soft

Crappy toilet paper that tears apart leaving poop on your hand and often leaves tons of dingle berries (see dingle berry definition) on your ass

Man that angel soft left dingle berries all over my asshole.

by Mr. Dic-tionary April 27, 2017