The weakest of the coke head group, stands sideways and you can't see him also stinks of piss
D.B you're a soft cunt and a skinny waste
I'm lactose intolerant so ice cream makes me expel the devil's soft serve.
My teacher in Religion class was talking about this and I thought I would consult the boys on Urban Dictionary. Yeah its like porn without like penetration. Cheers
Soft porn is like porn without sex lol
Toronto-slang for "leave the premises".
This club is terrible. Let's pop soft
(Verb) The unethical act of your Precinct's Captain or Lieutenant (in some cases Sergeant), assigning a shift to you with no prior notice or attempts to inform you.
The Soft Shift is typically accompanied by a firm, "come on (your name)... I know you saw it on your schedule... and now I don't have any other Officers to get it covered..."
Crappy toilet paper that tears apart leaving poop on your hand and often leaves tons of dingle berries (see dingle berry definition) on your ass
Man that angel soft left dingle berries all over my asshole.