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Patricks are the cutest, funniest people you’ll ever have the pleasure of knowing. They live as wholesome, homeschool catholic boys until age 15 or so when they start to go through their “69 phase”. Luckily their humor only goes up from there as they become one of the most dirty-minded people you know. Patricks are attractive in the sense that you are always pulled toward them and you want to be as close to them as humanly possible. They’re also hella attractive in the physical sense too. Every time you dance you want it to be with him and every time he sings you’re flooded with emotion. If there’s a Patrick in your life, love them as long and fiercely as you can.
Patrick makes me laugh like a 5 year old girl.
Patrick has HUGE FUCKING COCK and is FUCKING GOD women usually start drooling when they see a Patrick
I wanna suck Patricks dick SOOOOOOO BADDDD
A massiv dub of a handsome man
I love going full Adriana Chechik on Patrick
Struggles to get hot girls. He can bag a 5/10 easily. Catfish of the bars
I hope I see a patrick at the bar tonight-local 3/10
a sarcastic weirdo that always wears a hat or headphones
patrick is a total idiot
did u hear what patrick did to his cousin
Patrick is the best wide receiver he is very passionate for the thing he love Patrick will always make you feel better about yourself if he can not hold a grudge at all he is a very fun loving person
Girl 1# I hate my life
Girl 2# have you meet Patrick
3 month later
Girl 1# I love my life because of Patrick