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When you are dry humping your girlfriend before sex, you bust a moose load inside your undies 5 min in. No sex occurs. So in panicked desperation you try to clean yourself up w the cum encrusted undies, therefore making yourself more cummy
My buddy joe meyer went perfect pinting last night. He didn't get it in
When someone is so perfect its painful.
Such as the way they look at you, the way the smile, the way they talk, their voice, and just them in general makes you happy and gives you butterflies. They're so perfect they can change the atmosphere with just a smile.
Person 1: They're just...
Person 2:...painfully perfect?
Person 1: exactly!
Ruud+Do
formula: Ruud+Do=perfect match
Matt and Dyl are such a perfect marriage. Matt’s a real trophy boy
A female who is clean doesn’t cheat or mess around with a lot of guys at once has a car job house credit school and no stds
I met this perfect fee off Twitter come to find out she co owns some car dealership near Topeka
Incredibly perfect is what you would call someone so smart, beautiful, sweet, kind, caring, helpful, genuine, loyal, intelligent, honest, pretty, cute, adorable, amazing, interesting, cool, funny, strong, tall, pretty smile, cute eyes, cute face, best hugger, Gorgeous, insanely beautiful, magestic, respectful and friendly which coincidently defines my boyfriend!
FINNEUS YOU’RE SO INCREDIBLY PERFECT!
Cyamae is the most perfect girl in the world if she says she’s not she’s lying as they know they are
Is Cyamae perfect? Cyamae is the most perfect girl in the world