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When your phone is impossible to hold, as if it is greased up with butter
Guy: Dangit! I dropped my phone again.
Girl: You've got a bad case of butter phone
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the quick mental checklist that all men go through before they go anywhere. very useful when high or intoxicated. the order of the 3 items may change from man to man.
Guy 1: hey man you wanna go get some KFC?
Guy 2: yeah...hang on.... phone-keys-wallet,......alright lets go
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Caused by constantly receiving phone calls or texts for drugs and repeatedly hearing the same ringtone or text alert.
Symptoms may include, irritability, short attention span, broken phones, random acts of aggression, skimpy bags, slow service, and shitty product... Some sufferers may also have large amounts of rubber banded money in there possession causing there pocket to bulge.
The dopeman through his phone at the ground because he was getting so many calls, he has dopeman's phone syndrome
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hey bro! can i get a lil house phone?
Yea sure I only got a lil bit of ketamine left!
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One of those 8 pound cell phones that resembles a brick. These devices were primarily made by Motorola in the mid to late 1980's. Zack Morris (a.k.a. Mark-Paul Gosselaar) regularly used these giant "portable" phones on the popular syndicated show, "Saved By The Bell."
Bill: Hey Joe, can I use your cell?
Joe: Yep, let me just get it out of my breifcase for you...
Bill: Jeez! Is that a Zack Morris phone? I'll just wait until I get home. I wouldn't be caught dead talking on that dinosaur...
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When no one calls or text you and you bored af.
No notifications.
"Man!Somebody need to hit me up!my phone dry!"
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when you and another person (usually your boyfriend/girlfriend) stay on the phone all night while sleeping so they are the last person you talk to before you go to sleep, and the first one that wakes up says goodmorning and wakes up the other person
John: hey wanna have a phone sleep over tonight?
Carly: Sure! I'll charge my phone to get ready!
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