Going Rip City

1. Stealing from a gas station; preferably candy.

2. a. Doing really well on something.
b. Owning someone.
c. Being owned by someone or something.

3. Failing to turn in an assignment until at least a week after the due date without an extension.

1. This pot head got caught going rip city, he threw open his coat, showing off all of the goods, shouted "You can't hold me!" and sprinted out the door.

2. a. Dude, I just went rip city on that paper.
b. I going rip city on this dude in League of Legends.
c. That prof just went rip city on me.

3. Is Chasin' Church going rip city again?

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rip a new asshole

1. to have words with, to reprimand (a figurative and hollow threat)
2. mofos who intend to do something really bad to someone's hiney or asshole. (literal threat)

I scolded my son and said that I was going to come after his wife and rip a new asshole for disrespecting me and my mother if she didn't send the girls dance pictures like she promised.

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Pull the rip cord

to leave a place/event/social occasion suddenly

I've had far to much to drink, time to pull the rip cord

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rip van wrinkles

The impressions left on one's face or arms after a nap.

He fell asleep on his notebook in class and woke up with spiral-shaped rip van wrinkles.

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rip-ter scale

A classification of farts reserved for those people who produce such foul odors or cataclysmic explosions that an earthquake is the first comparison to come to the mind of any bystander.

Oh my God. Mark just let out a 8.5 on the rip-ter scale. I could feel the vibration from over here.

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rip doors down

To own a performance, show or skill.

When something or someone preforms awesomely.

When the doors of the building can't handle the magnificent wrath of a someones awesomeness and become ripped off their hinges.

Those guys are amazing, they rip doors down!

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Ripped Stem to Stern

A colloquial expression refer in to pillaging anal sex that, while still pleasurable, is akin to feeling as if your rectum is being split open and in half from the base of the spine all the way to the sternum.

Although Drake's girthy man meat made her feel like she was being ripped stem to stern, Sandy begged for more.

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