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An old lady's bung hole aka ballon knot.
Where's grandpa?
Not sure. He said he was going to tend to Grandma's Rose Garden.
I'm going to throw up.
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A person who somehow manages to get hurt whenever they practice but just says they're fine yet shows clear sign of injury
Donkeyteeth has a severe case of Derick Rose Syndrome.
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I'm so done with you. You are fired. You are no longer my partner/wife/husband/friend etc.
Good day Rose is said to your former-significant other as you slam the door on her face.
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There seems to be some confusion as to this whole Guns N Roses thing.
1. Guns N' Roses were NOT hair metal. Or if they were they were so far ahead of the rest of that scene they were barely in it
2) Axl was/is not a druggy. The rest of the band yes...but not Axl. Any tool knows that
3) Whats all this Nirvana comparison about. Did they write songs that were at all similar to each other? No...so stop it before I start comparing Mozart to Megadeth...
4) Guns N' Roses (original line up) was in no way manufactured. Since Axl went dolally then yes as they have to pass his rather bizarre entry standards (KFC bucket on your head anyone??).
Hope that clears things up for a few people.
Guns N' Roses...in no way like Nirvana...fact
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Don't Damn me When I Speak a Piece of Mind, cause silence isn't golden when i'm holdin' it inside.
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This act involves group sex, containing a minimum of four women and one man - at least one of the women in the group must be ovulating. The act involves the male party penetrating the ovulating female, then dabbing his blood-stained penis across the faces of the other female parties.
Matt (in Group Chat with six female friends): Hey ladies, care to pop by for a Portugese Rose Bush?
Sarah, Danielle, Lindsay, Erica, Kate & Lisa (simultaneously): FUCK YES!!!
Erica: I’m on the rag, so it looks like I’ll be the paint can!
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"guns n roses" was an 80s rock band. the name was derrived from the two origional members tracii guns and axl rose. Origional members were:
axl(william axl rose) - singer
slash (saul hudson)- lead guitar
izzy stradlin (Jeff isabell) - rhythem
guitar *used to be drummer*
Duff McKagen (michael Mckagen) - bass
Stephen adler (the man) - drums
The band went their different ways over a period of time starting from 1993 and different band members took over. The one origional member of the band - axl rose is still trying to re-create the band as it was at its glory...he can only get away with it since he is pretty damned amazing onstage! However we are still waiting for chinese democracy
the other band members went onto do different projects, the most successful of all,involvs slash,duff and Matt sorum (who replaced stephen on drums in 1990) together in a band with dave kushner and front man skott weiland.
They kick ass, and have given great strength and joy to many other youths including myself. a 1 disc greatest hits album does NOT give the band justice
xox
"you know where you are!? your in the jungle baby...your guna diiiieieeieieieiieieeiieieieiei...."
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