orange russian

If Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin had a baby.

I'd love to be an orange russian, my parents would be two of the most powerful people in the world!

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russian landmine

Where a Eastern European man shits on his lovers chest then the male begins to jump on the chest with his arse in a cannonball like fashion. Which splattered the crap everywhere whilst simulating the man's lover the feeling of shrapnel crushing their chest

Comrade Nikoli: 'Hey dude I totally destroyed that chick last night with a Russian landmine'

Comrade Ivan: 'Fuck me, let's celebrate with vodka'

Товарищ Nikoli: 'Эй чувак я полностью разрушена, птенец прошлой ночью с российской наземных мин'

товарищ Иван: "Fuck me, давайте праздновать с водкой"

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Russian Bias

Used to refer to vehicles of the soviet union and modern day russia (mostly in digital media) that are made of Stalinium, and are thus almost inpenetrable while being as good as weightless.

It is still up for debate whether this is reality or just made up by angry king tiger drivers. Our best scientists at Gaijin and Wargaming are on it, but we dont know if thats bettering or worsening the situation.

xXx_Pr0GaMErz_xXx: Lol that IS-2 is so OP! Obvious russian bias!
NotTheLegend27: You know it takes until the heat death of the universe to reload?
xXx_Pr0GaMErz_xXx: RUSSIAN BIAS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

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Russian Mayo

A cocktail made from Milk and Vodka. Typically enjoyed ice cold and whilst trying not to gag.

Customer: "Hey dude, can I get a Russian Mayo?"
Bar Man: "Sure, it's your funeral".

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Russian Visit

The act, having had a surfeit of vodka, whereby one simultaneously spews and shits.

Crikey, do you remember that time that Carl had a Russian Visit and never made it to that nightclub?

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russian handcuffs

One hand inserted in the mouth and one hand inserted in the bum hole

Leonard Lewis likes Russian handcuffs

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Russian Roulette

When a man has sex with two or more women at the same time in pitch darkness intending to impregnate one of the women with his "baby bullet". The woman "chosen at random" will be known as the loser and will be required to raise the child.

I played Russian Roulette with Laura and Lindsey two weeks ago. Lindsey is pregnant. Looks like she lost.

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