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It is as it sounds: a Man (yes, capitalized for this instance as only a true Man can pull off this maneuver) unzips his pants and takes his dick in both hands and slams it down on the table to prove his point. This is only to be used in circumstances where without slamming the cock on the table, the story, argument, etc. would be laughed off otherwise.
At a sales presentation:
"...and that, ladies and gentlemen, is why you should invest in my company."
"But it makes no sense!"
(audience grumbles and discontent grows)
"Well maybe this will make my point better"
(presenter drops trou and performs the 2 Handed Dick Slam)
Audience applauds and the Man goes on to riches and fame.
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Giving the impression you're going to lose a game, when in fact, you're getting ready to mount an epic comeback and destroy your opponent. Often results in your opponent losing a little piece of their soul.
It looked like we were getting ready to lose the tennis match, but our guys pulled the Ol' Tennessee Slim Slam and put a beat down on them.
guy: "i'd love to dry slam your shitbox"
girl: "sounds fun, are you man enough?"
guy: "you won't shit right for a week, i promise"
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When someone DOES NOT GIVE A FUCK!
If Slam don't give a fuck, Craig don't give a fuck
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v. phrase Essentually it means you have to take a shit.
Im gonna drop a brown chunk slam dunk!
ex. Taking the browns to the super bowl
dropping the kids off at the pool
A usually frowned upon form of sexual intercourse where the penis is inserted into the hole cut into a severe smoker's throat to ease breathing.
Dude, you should totally Bulgarian throat slam her!
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After a night of drinking, Joe and Betsy decided to slam the ham against the clam.