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or the Salty Sea Slapper one must arrive at their mates house with a bucket of warm salty sea water sequestered from the near by ocean or body of salt water. The female will take a mouthful of warm sea water and blow the penis hole of the man until he gets a boner. The male now slaps his partners cheeks with his penis until all the warm ocean water are splurged from her mouth.
"I'm wearing your favorite lingerie and have a nice full bucket of salty sea water here waiting for you."
"Boys, looks like shes gonna get the salty sea slapper tonight!"
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when a guy skeets up and catches it in his scrotum then the girl slurps it out
Dude last night some girl gave me a salty tea cup and it was great.
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It's cum
Person 1: Dude i just had some salty warm milk left on the counter.
Person 2: YOU WHAT
A FREAKING BEST FNF MOD IN THE WORLD
person 1 : imma play salty sunday night
person 2 : DAMN YOU JUST ECAME AN EPIC MAN IN 1 SEC
When someone puts salt on a wet napkin then jizzes on it and slaps another person right in the mouth (Boca for spanish people)
Guy 1: "Oh man, i totally just SALTY SLAP DELIGHTED nunzio right in the fucking mouth!"
Guy 2: "Good he looks like tsimfuckis anyway."
The act of sliding your hand on the side of your scrotum and receiving sweat and smacking your friend in the face with it.
Dude I gave Adam a wet salty mc nalty yesterday!
Hawaiian salty dog is when a man jizzes on a partners face and a third party slaps them with a pineapple slice and eats it off their face.
Tad and Chet performed a Hawaiian salty dog on Susie at the company Christmas party.
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