Maldito seas estado de Israel

Epic phrase said by Chávez in 2010.

"Darling, my parents will come. Pls, don't speak about politicc"

*Parents arrive*

"Maldito seas estado de Israel!"

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Waving a brown friend off to sea

Descriptive of having a poo, to give a toilet birth

John - "Where the hell have you been, the hookers were getting bored!"

Tony - "Sorry, i was just waving a brown friend off to sea"

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macking like wild sea lions

Part of Speech: noun
Definition: kissing and caressing, necking; sometimes a euphemism for sexual intercourse

Everyone at the party was pairing off and macking like wild sea lions in the corners.

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if i were a deep sea fish

1. Title of a strange childish drawing Kail Paradox drew and is now it the rehersal studio for Stuck On Planet Earth

2. gaia user

3. Something to think about.

If I were a deep sea fish, I'd be part chiasmodon.

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Water retaining sea cow

A small animal that is irritating and offensive, coming forth from my girlfreinds mouth like a thousand spikes from a Tomb raider trap.

Ha Ha you water retaining sea cow im so funny

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sea wea ass ly

really serious about something
cool way of sayin seriously

sherese: girl i gots to study for this test

raquel:really yup sea wea ass ly

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Star Fish Sea Urchin 270

When a man places his hands on a woman's boobs, and they're so enormous the hands get pulled and sucked into the boobs.

Tom: I WANT YOU!
Desire: Wanna give me a Star Fish Sea Urchin 270?
Tom: YES! YOU HAVE DOUBLE D's!
Desire: Mmmmm.