Frump season

The day that fall switches to Winter. A man has to make a hard decision to either be alone, or pretend to love a very large woman.

I got so desperate this winter the only way I can make it through was to make it a frump season.

Slap That Ass Season

In October it is known to be slap that ass season

Hey guys! It's slap that ass season.

Inera Season 5

Execution, murder. Most of the times is due old sins.

Dude have you heard what happened to Vice ?
Yeh, he got the Inera Season 5 treatment

seasoned guts

A person having seasoned guts is a term assigned to a woman that likes to have a guy ejaculating inside of her pussy; this is without the use of a condom. The seasoning she refers to is the man juice (cum) being excreted from his penis ☺.

Seasoned Guts:

He fills up her insides and at the end he seasoned her guts. She was so happy, tired and pleased that she went to sleep.

Pearling Season International

A cheapskate school. filled with npcs. everywhere you go everywhere you turn... its either an npc or an ugly girl trynna flirt with you. they make you pay tens of thousands and can't even organize a school trip. They even make you pay extortionate amounts for food with a tiny sandwich costing $4. The school floors are green and peeling along side the orange walls. PSI is not the place you want to be. Unless you love npcs.

'What school do you go to?'
'Pearling Season International'
'LMAOOO you go to npc land'

Wifey Season

Referring to the period in a man's life where he wants to settle down and get married, the term wifey in itself meaning wife.

"Yo you wanna hit the club?"
"Nah I gotta girl,I think it's wifey season for me."

Villain Season

The time in a man’s life where he decides to quit simping, begin workout routines, and ignore women who don’t matter. It is a man’s realization that he should not give a shit about women in his life who will not stay long term.

A Real Villain’s season may last for years, until he finally finds a respectable woman or gives up.

A Fake Villain’s season may last for only 1-3 months, generally after New Years, where men pretend to be villains but will revert to being little bitches and simping.

I’m over these fake relationships. These hoes on Instagram are all just here for attention. I think it’s time to start Villain Season.

Or

Owen: I think this year I’m going to make more of an effort to hold a steady relationship. How about you?

Cory: Nah dude, it’s Villain Season. I’m just gonna do roids and ignore these bitches.