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This is national all homo day. The opposite of no homo. Makes straight men homo for the gay shit they do.
It is not John Cena’s birthday.
John Cena said, “it is not my birthday, does that mean I can’t put this cake in my ass?”
His wife said, “aye Jimmy, you’re embodying the September 18th ‘all homo’ vibes right now. Should we have a talk?”
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Let me guess this is your birthday? If it's not then... ok then if you were born on September 29th your as cool as the person that was born on September 28th. What did you expect me to tell you? Anyway Joe came down with a case of Ligma and Updog
Joe Mama. Ligma balls. Nothing much what's up with you? That's right September 29th had the jokes!
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A completely trash day. I can’t believe today is a thing it shouldn’t be.
September 26 is trash because it is the release date for Fortnite
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national loving choi soobin day, this day is dedicated to showering the leader of the kpop group txt with love and adoration
x: what day is it?
y: September 19th!
x: oh, today feels like a good day to love choi soobin and stream crown from txt!
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International mutual jerking off day.
Both females and males jerk off that day,that means a male fingers a female an a female jerks a male,or a male jerks a male while the other does the same and the same thing with females.
Bf: Ayo today it's September 6th u know what that means.
Gf: Yes sir,get ready cause i am
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Someone who is born in September is called a September baby
Jesus: Im not a September baby, are you?
Nacho man: I was born in September so i am.
Jesus: Well isnt that posh!
Pizza shop guy: Awesome we are both September babies Nacho man!
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