Elevated Side Bitch

The side bitch that was promoted to girlfriend/wife in name only.

You remember that bitch from Austin? She’s running around like she forgot she’s just an elevated side bitch.

Side-door bragging

Using one awesome thing you've done as a way to explain something else awesome you've done, sneaking a second brag in through the side door.

Douche: "This party is the most fun I've had since that time we were in Jamaica.

Friend: "Hey, we get it, you went to Jamaica; stop side-door bragging about it."

Supply Side Econotard

1. Someone who idiotically thinks that cutting taxes will increase revenue. Ergo, responsible for our 9 trillion dollar national debt.

2. Believes in slashing programs for the poor to give tax cuts to the wealthy.

Ronald Reagan and George W. Bush are examples of the prototypical Supply Side Econotard.

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side-step-sister

The step sister of your step brother or step sister.

KAREN: This is my side-step-sister, Sherry.

JANE: Side-step-sister?

KAREN: Yes, Sherry is my step sister's step sister.

SHERRY: Hi, Jane. Did you meet Alice?

JANE: Yes.

SHERRY: Well, Karen & I are not genesisters at all. But, Alice is the step sister of BOTH Karen AND I. That's how Karen and I met -- through Alice.

JANE: Okay. I get it. Neat!

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hit it from the side

When a male turn his whole body to the side while the female is laying flat on her back during vaginal sex

I thought he was about to give me some head, but instead he hit it from the side.

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upper east side

Streets between 59th and 96th. A lot of rich people live in the area especially on fifth avenue. Apartments in the area usually cost at least 1 million. Many JAPS live in the area and go to the one sex private schools around ex. marymount, constance, etc. A book series has been written on the lives of teens who live there, Gossip Girls. A movie is soon to come out.

read the gossip girls series

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One-Sided Relationship

The same as one-sided love, though in this sense is a generalized term. Here, the interests of the one party are put to a much higher priority than the other. Feelings are unrequited, certain needs go unmet, opposing words are not or cannot be conveyed to the other party, and there is an apparent or explicit lack of importance in the self placed upon by that other party.

Person 1: Why is Frank so miserable when he's with those other friends of his?

Person 2: It's a one-sided relationship, man. They treat him like a background character.

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