thooky slide

a new dance, right foot forward, left foot back, then kill your family and stuff them inside life-sized dolls in the attic

guy 1-"yo im bout to hit that thooky slide"
*does thooky slide*
guy 2-"holy shit"

Mud-slide sandwich

when a person has diarrhea and doesn't wipe. They then proceed to have unprotected anal sex, once the guy pulls out the person then proceeds to eat the diarrhea off there cock.

I took a massive shit and decided to do a Mud-slide sandwich with my husband instead of wiping

Oklahoma Mud Slide

While in Oklahoma, combine a Luge (luge is a shot of your choice poured over the arse crack of a willing participant and the alcohol is collected as it drips off the participants bits) shot with an Alabama Pickle Back, by placing the finished pickle into the Luge before consuming.
e.g. Luge + Alabama Pickle Back = Oklahoma Mud Slide

Once the party has gone past wild, we bring out the Oklahoma Mud Slide.

Freudian Slip and Slide

When you say one thing, but you're too embarrassed to admit that you meant another, so you just sort of roll with it.

Person 1: "Dude help. I told Jake invited me to smoke because I said 'I like to weed' but I meant 'I like to read!' What do I do?"
Person 2: "Don't worry, we've all done a Freudian Slip and Slide at one point or another. I'm sure he'll understand."

let me slide in yo imbox

to let someone text you

somebody let me slide in yo imbox

purple slide

losing your virginity in a playground slide at MacDonald

hey bobby, you totally just lost your virginity in the purple slide.

slide ur tens

south african slang for you're number

guy: slide ur tens??
girl: ill give you my snap
guy: sure that works too