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Garbage that is either created or moving at a fast pace. An internet service that claims it's the fastest in your area but includes data caps and hidden fees for using "too much" bandwidth.
A lot of fast food is actually just high-speed garbage. Whoa! Watch out! High-speed garbage! XFINITY Internet delivers the most reliable high-speed garbage and WiFi for all devices, all the time.
A rash that develops after one interacts with speed queens too much.
Conner had to get checked after Chad developed a speed queen rash.
n. the act of emptying one's bowels faster than one would their bladder
1 minute before the show
Speed Trudger: Taco Bell might not have been the smartest meal before the concert, but it's nothing a speed trudge can't fix!
24 seconds before the show
ST: Made it!
A slang term in Newfoundland for moose. If you hit one with your car, your car will stop in its tracks, and probably kill you. The moose, however, will be fine.
Me buddy Stanley was havin' a time drivin' from St. Johns to Dildo, till he hit the Newfoundland speed bump and battered to Jaysus
Girl1: Joe came so fast last night.
Girl2: Yeah, he is such a speed stick.
Tying a razor blade to ones penis, and smacking another person in the mouth with it
Do not Mexican speed train me!
The slight chubby/semi boner one can get when getting a private lap dance from a stripper.
Stripper: "Ooooh you got a little speed bump there... you mind moving that?"
Dude "......"