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A spider who eats your video games if you don’t do all your homework
Sorry, guys I can’t play COD tonight. The homework spider ate my copy. Should have done that essay last night.
Soft, protective, or motherly Natasha Romanoff. Usually in relation to being a motherly figure to Peter Parker; but not always.
Also used: Momma Spider, Spider mom & Mama Nat.
"Uh, oh, they angered Mama Spider," Tony whispered.
When ones wearing pair of dirty knickers on his face as a mask while wanking
Look at Andy having a spider man wank daddy
This man is the star of many twelve year olds wet dreams, and the king of gaming, people who reject this definition are most likely old paedophiles that don't like him...
Me: Check out The Golden Spider's newest video!
Him: It's just a bunch of gaming videos, there all the same...
An extremely, sometimes purposely, dumb, often deadly, idea for an invention, taken from the DougDoug stream "Shark Tank, but AI is pitching the ideas" where a chatter suggested the spider Man lottery, a lottery where you enter and all but one box is a highly venomous spider, except for one that was the radioactive spider
Can you believe the baby cage was a real thing? It's pretty much a Spider-Man Lottery.
The guy who lurks in the back of the dunes on a hot day wearing long dark clothing, transition lenses in his glasses and a thermos full of hot tea. Usually squatting and watching the beach goers through his binoculars.
Let’s move further down the beach, there’s a creepy Sand spider in those dunes.