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an amazing funny cool hot person with amazing music taste
bob- ‘ur kinda… jess…😍😍😍’
Amy- hooks up w him
sandra- ‘bob not u getting w my bsf i thought we had something together’
bob- ‘uh amy girl sorry nah I’ve been accidentally leading u on mami’
sandra- sings fight song and starts howling like a wolf
Amy- blasts stay shrimpy
sandra- queefs
Jesses is the highest level of zest that could ever be achieved. The only time this happened was when a man thanked his friend Steven and busted all over him
Person one: thank you Steven this may jus be what I need to buss
Person two: oh hell naw that was Jesses
A very bad person thats an hypocrit.
Hi jess, HIIIIIIII IM CRAZy af
The hottest, smartest and kindest girl you will ever meet. Often with curly brown hair and eyes you get lost in for hours. If you get a jess dont let her go
Jess is the best things that's happened to me
Jess is a girl with soft dark hair and glowing smiles. Someone you hold onto and run for when you cry. The bestfriend you'd follow blindly into rays of moon or sun light. You treasure every video and or photo you have of Jess, they've always been just so photogenetic. And no matter what Jess never failed to make you smile, and to turn the earth for you.
"I'm upset, I didn't get to hang out with Jess today."
"Sorry, I'm hanging out with Jess."
The woman of your dreams. Her smile Peirce's the heavens and her eyes beem through your soul. When you meet her You know she's the one and you want to spend the rest of your life with her.
Guy one: have you seen Jess?
Guy two: who hasn't!
A guy who stinks like shit, sits on his ass all day and beats weak girls. Can commonly be found in hoods or trailer parks.
Jess smells like a skunk rolled in shit