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checkered shirts

A sexual act where you take the checkerboard pieces from a checkerboard game, continue to relieve your bowels into a bowl, a paint brush is required- your partner will take off his or her shirt, and embrace and you stick the checker pieces to your partners chest with that feces. Thus making a checkered shirt.

Damn I gave my girlfriend a mean checkered shirts last night

by Satansbestie March 31, 2016


Teflon shirt

Part of the reason charges dont stick to cops. Cops also lie all the time in court, they know how to do it, and they're good at it. They're also good at outsmarting a district attorney that really doesn't want to successfully prosecute a cop, since nobody wants to be the one (crazy enough) who does. District attorneys want to successfully prosecute people they know they have a good chance of making a charge stick around for a while. Interestingly enough, trying to prosecute cops lowers their conviction rate, so you'd think they'd try to do a better job at it.

The cop was wearing a teflon shirt in the courtroom like many before him. Many had tried to make a charge stick and ended up wasting everybody's time in doing so.

by Solid Mantis June 1, 2020


Teflon shirt

Part of the reason charges dont stick to cops. Cops also lie all the time in court, they know how to do it, and they're good at it. They're also good at outsmarting a district attorney that really doesn't want to successfully prosecute a cop, since nobody wants to be the one who does. District attorneys want to successfully prosecute people they know they have a good chance of making a charge stick around for a while. Interestingly enough, trying to prosecute cops lowers their conviction rate, so you'd think they'd try to do a better job at it.

The cop was wearing a teflon shirt in the courtroom like many before him. Many had tried to make a charge stick and ended up wasting everybody's time in doing so.

by Solid Mantis June 1, 2020


shirt pigs

slang for large boobs

that girl has massive shirt pigs.

by mutant-lizard January 30, 2010


my shirt hurt

When your shirt gets stuck on your Clavicle

My shirt hurt!!!

by Latemyvaehss July 16, 2018


bub shirt

A flannel shirt usually insulated worn by southern men.."bubbas"

Man, its cold outside...grab my bub shirt for me

by Donnawilllose July 16, 2019


National Wear your Puppie love shirt

December 18 National wear your puppy love shirt

friend1: Hey did you know it’s national wear your puppie love shirt day

friend2: No
friend1: well it is so we should wear them

by yurmumdootcom January 17, 2022

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