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1) A douche way to say go someplace, as in 'I took the cock to Chili's.'
2) A way to refer to a hookup, as in 'I took the cock to that waitress.'
3) A way to denote mastery of discipline or something, as in 'I take the cock to poker.' Alt: 'I took the cock to BJ for stealing from me.'
'Take the cock to' makes for great uncertain moments, as in 'I took the cock to Vegas.' Potentially misogynous.
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When two separate parties make it a point to air out their grievances with one another via Facebook status updates.
Jessica was so mad that Kelly stole her paper and handed it in as her own so she decided to take it to Facebook and let everyone know that she was mad at Kelly for stealing her paper. Kelly then turned around and wrote that they both paid a third party to write the paper for both of them on her status update, discrediting Jessica's claim that it was her own paper. They continued insulting each other via status updates for the remainder of the week.
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The act of using a piece of Sheets Energy Strip. Comically sounds like Taking a Shit and makes the spokespeople sound like dumbasses. Especially Pitbull.
Billboard: "Taking a Sheet in the studio" -Pitbull
Person 1: "Did that annoying spanglish wannabe just say he is defecating in his place of musical recording?"
Person 2: "Nah bro he's taking energy strips."
Person 1: "Oh, well he's still a piece of shit."
Change the channel whenever a Pitbull related commercial comes on.
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The situation in which you need to take a crap and you add someones name in place of "Blank". ( use only for people who you consider pieces of shit. )
" Ahh man i think its time for me to go 'Take a ___' "
"I wonder when hes gonna be done 'Taking a Blank'
and who hes gonna name it after?"
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A phrase used to tell a friend they are being a pussy.
Friend: wahhh im a pussy
You: wow
Friend: you are a cunt
You: take it, gay
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Pretending to enter and store someone's cell number into your mobile phone after they generously offer up their phone number and say "Take my number and give me a call sometime"
Jeff: "why did you take that loser's number and tell him you'll call him?"
Chris: "Don't worry dude, it was a "fake take"
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usually a command to take two standing aids on a moving bus though its certain if you hold on to them they will break/ snap under your weight
Carney: take two
Kiara: *recluctantly takes two straps on the bus
are you calling me fat ?
Carney: no
*shoves a third to kiara after a second glance
Kiara: *takes the thrid...
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