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Jack Greenland is a very sexy and hot man with golden locks of hair and a jawline so defined you can see it from miles away. He is also really cute and is overflowing with charisma.
"Is that Jack Greenland?"
"What? That hot sexy man beast who is also incredibly handsome and charming? Of course."
Jack Avery is part of pop band Why Don't We. He is 1/5 out of these amazing people. Jack has noodles for hair. He has 3 sisters and is being shipped with Zach Herron(Jachary) ❤❤
Ooh Jack Avery's voice gets me everytime in Big Plans
It is possible for a person with less brain cells to hijack extra brain cells from a highly intelligent person. The most common method is when a guy sleeps with his girlfriend's head against his while sort of trapping her with his arms. When the person receiving the transfer wakes up they instantly feel smarter and know that it worked. The girlfriend will wake up feeling the same because her neurons and glial cells regenerate at a very rapid rate. This is a symbiotic relationship because the girl is just as smart yet her boyfriend isn't quite as dumb and she doesn't have to put up with his dumb ass as much.
"Im much smarter today. I think the neuron jacking worked last night "
The act of removing the batteries of a lesser needed electronic device power a more urgent one
Gamer 1: dude my controller is dead, and i don't have any batteries.
Gamer 2: then go battery jack your dvd remote's
Ya know, fappin' on the toilet. Roughen up a subject. Beatin' up the bishop. Taking matters into your own hands.
The portable cleveland steamer can be taken with you into the shitter. It will provide you some jack pleasure if you're in the toilet. You know, where ever you need it for.
An open handed, back-hand slap to the temple. Not intended to knock someone out, but instead, to make someone appreciate your point of view in a forceful manner so they eventually agree with you. This is considered a more intimidating and more painful form of "Point Making" as opposed to the more traditional and less painful open hand cheek slap.
Jeff: Hey Greg, Jimmy owes me some money and I asked him to pay me and he laughed.
Greg: He laughed?
Jeff: Yes, he laughed!
Greg: You need to Jack-Smack him and let him know you are serious without knocking him out.
Fucked up beyond recognition; gassed; full tank bitch!
That bitch so high she ash jacked.