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When your pants smell like bacon
When I got home from work I made Breakfast for Dinner. Afterward when I was changing into my pajamas I noticed that my pants smelled like bacon pants
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A game wherein contestants must talk about nothing but bacon. The first person to say anything not related to bacon loses. The winner is the last one to mention bacon. The game is best played by 2-3 people, in a large group that is unaware of the game.
Sarah: I find that maple syrup compliments bacon well!
Buddy: But bacon stands on it's own!
Sarah: Be right back, I gotta go take a shit
Buddy: You suck at Bacon Chicken!
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(Verb): When someone is "Makin' It Rain" bacon-style. Entails cooking a tremendous amount of bacon and feeding dozens of fellow bacon-eating friends.
"You gotta come down to Kyle's place man. He's bacon it rain!"
"I'm on my motherfucking way."
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where two cops are following you,but one is in front and the other is behind you.usually resulting in geting pulled over at the same time.
o shit we got bacon in tha front and ham in tha back,hide tha shit!!!!bacon sandwitch!
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Waking up to smell of bacon and immediately cramming it down your gullet.
I smelled the bacon all the way from the upstairs bedroom. Aw shit ... its Wakin Bacon time!
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Bacon bonse is a nonse. Bacon head is an equivalent, also a paedophile.
Dirty bacon head, dirty sex case.
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That guy who won't shut up about EE.
"I'm not here to talk about Kevin Bacon Hollywood A-Lister, I'm here to talk about Kevin Bacon centre of the universe..." *turns off device*
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