bean dip

a mexican baptsim

Pedro: hey you want to go to my sons baptism

Jonny no im not in to bean dip

Pedro:no we have salsa and chips and beer

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smash beans

to have anal intercourse

lindy & red went to smash beans.

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Bean stain

Generally a scruffy bastard who likes to drink carling and shout rather than speak normally. Usually wearing unwashed white t shirts with various stains down the front including beans and gravy .
The average iq is roughly 85 and understanding them especially after 20 cans of carling is challenging especially when they deploy the bin man voice .
Their topics of conversation range from pints of carling how many birds they’ve ‘shagged’ and how hard they are .

Levels of bean stains range from corale beans to Heinz beans .

Look at that bean stain over there I wonder if ll be waking the neighbours up at 3am with is bin man voice

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kitty beans

The toes of a kitty. Typically, if you look at the bottom of a cat's paws, their toes look like cotton candy jelly beans (if theyre pink). Thus, kitty beans ^^

"Aww look at the little kitty beans"

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Beans in the Chili

The act of getting one's balls into someone's asshole.

"And then I put my beans in the chili"

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Bean-Farts

After a large meal of bean soups or plain beans, you might end up farting to the point where your suficated in your own fart stench. You may get woozy and major dumpage but after about 20 - 40 minutes, the stench may drift away.

He woke up at 12:02 AM and said to his Mom "Mom. I have Bean-Farts." so his Mom walked up to him and said "ooh honey stand outside for a second you smell really bad. After take a shower."

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bean spreaner

using ppbizon to spray some beans at the terrorists. hold w and only w

"I'm buying the bean spreaner this round. We automatically win"

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