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The most rudest person you will ever meet. His hair looks like a corn maze and he wants to build a wall and try to make "America Great Again".
Donald Trump "I think Hillary Clinton is croocked I want to make America great again!!
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A Communist faggot who likes fucking over blacks Mexicans and all races. He can die in a hole with all of his kids except ivanka because she is hot.
Judy: Hey who do you want to win the election
Travis: Donald trump of course
Judy: WTF YOU CHODE 1 I"LL RAPE YOU FUCKER
Travis:........no plz
Judy: *Pulls out Fat man form fallout* TIME TO DIE YOU FUCKER
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The newest breed of emperor penguin, evolved by his strikingly orange face and flowing mane.
Penguin 1: Good heavens! What is this magnificent beast?
Penguin 2: Chill out man, its just donald Trump our patriarchal penguin leader.
Penguin Donald: Behold my orange face!
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Donald trump is the sexual act of getting a person of mexican or African decent and whipping them across the boarder. Once you have successfully/ forcefully made them cross the boarder you retrace your steps and count the amount of semen or squirt they have unleashed. Once all the sexual fluids are collected place them in a bag. Then proceed to the White House and yell "WHITE POWER!!!" And throw the bag at the front gate
Dude did you see the news?!?! My ex gave that Nigger a Donald Trump
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Located between two sausage links called thighs, The small member is indicative of his hand size, wihch is by all measures, small. The small member longs to be inside of daughter Ivanka, though its furious advances have been denied by a shred of dignity and self respect by the receiving party
"The only thing stopping White house incest is the fact that Donald Trump's Penis went rouge and shot up a nearby mosque"
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