Random
Source Code
Random
A Dirty James is when a man is having sex with a woman he takes the pillow sheet off the pillow shits in it and puts back on the bed.
Last night I was having sex and did a dirty james to this girls pillow case
55👍 20👎
The fucking sexiest mother fucking piece of hot shit cunt that has ever graced this planet Earth...
An all round talented musician that will make you cum in milliseconds once you see his face
God that James Clark is one fucking hot piece of shit, I literally came within milliseconds when i saw his face
14👍 5👎
the reason why we chant "overrated!!!"
He cant shoot yet takes fadeaway threes. Hes a cocky bastard and is a ballhog.
He cant make a game winning shot for his life, yet takes shots at the buzzer while double covered.
He chokes in basketball more than gay porn stars choke on dick!
Lebron James is a wannabe Jordan/Kobe, but never will be.
459👍 230👎
James Charles is a manipulative person who tries to get other straight guys to think their gay. James betrays his friends for money. He twirks on video and it is very disturbing. His ticket prices are too much. He can't sing.
Friend: Who did Tati Westbroom just end?
Me: Oh, that's just James Charles, he's cancelled.
106👍 46👎
A wonderful person who is hella sexy! He knows how to charm a girl or a guy and once he grabs you're heart he won't let go. Jameses loveee to be the center of attention and will embarrass themselves in front of a crowd. Once you and a james get together, don't let that man go! He'll flirt with others occasionally but know he'll always come back to you
Kayla: who's that sexy dude over there
Ryan: yeah who is that man
Mattie: oh that's james, he's a cutie ain't he?
Kayla and ryan: yeah!
4👍 54👎
The act of plugging one’s big toe in the ass hole of the receiver without having lubed the toe up or given any warning prior to this dominating sex move
“Last night I was completely subdued by the Dirty James that he pulled on me!”
23👍 6👎
Time to clean the slate on the LeBron James definition. A pathetic, ego driven traitor and the main villain of the NBA. His departure to the Heat was truly disgraceful to Cleveland. He decided to announce his move in a classless fashion which is a big fuck you, with no proper goodbye to Cleveland. He whines about not winning rings when in reality he wants to play with 2 of his butt buddies. His explanation for all of this was a lie.
Queen James' decision to sign with the Heat happened to be planned out since 2008, when his boyfriends, Dwyane Fade and Christy Bosh were on the U.S. team in the Olympics. Turns out LeBron could have gotten a championship with the Cavs, he just decided to quit like a fucking bitch in the playoffs (2009 vs Magic; 2010 vs Celtics.). The 3 lovers decided to join forces today all because they were pulverizing countries who don't give a squirt of piss about basketball.
He didn't wake up the morning of his decision day and talk with his mother about it. Your mother would sure as hell not be okay with you blowing up half of a U.S. state to kingdom come including where you live just to get a small piece of plastic around your finger.
And thus his lack of backbone and machismo proves himself as not a knight but a knave, not a leader but a follower, not a winner but a loser! And not only that Cleveland and Akron hate him now but so do the other teams, realizing his free agency was a fucking rig. He's never going to be on par with Jordan and Kobe.
Miami fan: HAHAHA WE GOT LeBron James and Cleveland sucks!
Cleveland fan: Nooooo. Now that you got LeBron, Miami sucks. Oh and they just lost again. Throw another jersey on the fire.
1936👍 1039👎