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The sexual act of performing oral sex on your partner while simulationsely dunking their head into the toilet of a heavily used port-o-potty.
We got bored at the country musical festival last weekend, so Jim took me into one of the port-o-potty’s and gave me a New Jersey Swirlie!
The most dominant team in the Eastern Conference of the NHL since 1995. They own the New York Rangers and the Philadelphia Flyers. Winners of three Stanley Cups from 1995-2003. They used the neutral zone trap and the skill of their goaltender Martin Brodeur at playing the puck outside the crease to dominate their division and conference for more than a decade. Gary Bettman, a man seemingly intent on destroying hockey, invented the new "Brokeback NHL" in response to the Devils frustrating defensive system that stressed low scoring, defense and winning games and cups instead of the Mark Messier inspired "overpaid whining pussy, no-contact-or-I'll-cry, take-it-in-the-butt" style and attitude that seemed to summarize their cross-river rivals, the NY Rangers and their legion of snivelling, whining, douchebag fans. The Rangers fans are quick to point out the Devils' relative lack of fans, but as an original 6 team in North America's largest city, that just seems like more petty bullshit from a group of people who, despite the fact that they are New York and the salary cap just came into being, have enjoyed exactly 1 Stanley Cup championship since the start of World War II. 3 Cups since 1995 for a team that moved to the suburbs in 1982, or 1 since before Pearl Harbor for New York City, you do the math . . .
Who owns the New York Rangers and Philadelphia Flyers? The New Jersey Devils.
Who effectively ended the NHL career of Eric Lindros? Scott Stevens of the New Jersey Devils on his way to yet another Stanley Cup (fortunately the Rangers then acquired Mr. too-many-headaches Pussy).
The New Jersey Devils were unbeaten against the New York Rangers for 20 games.
Who swept the NY Rangers in the 2006 playoffs? The New Jersey Devils.
Maybe Mike Richter and Brian Leetch would like to look at the 3 Stanley Cup rings owned by Martin Brodeur and Scott Stevens of the New Jersey Devils.
The idea of having to play the New Jersey Devils used to drive Theo Fleury to drink.
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A woman wearing a floor-length maxi dress (most likely with spaghetti straps) made of jersey, resembling Jesus in his robes.
JJWs usually wear gladiator sandals and have a blatant disregard for the rule of summer that demands bare legs.
"Gross...there's another Jersey Jesus Walker hiding her cankles."
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A form of road rage used to dispatch justice on a left lane loser. After passing them in a concise manner, get back in front of them and spray them with windshield washer fluid.
This will leave them greased up, red faced raging, and fist pumping. Possibly even a jersey salute
I scared my cooworkers on the way to the office this morning when I gave some texting left lane loser a new jersey haircut. They called me a psychopath, I just don't get it.
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A too small of a town near the coast of Jersey, surrounded by Little Silver and Red Bank. Occupied by rich familes with housewives who have nothing better to do than gossip to other moms. Rarely you'll see a mom who actually works for a living.
School is too small (K-8) and tries to stick to "traditions", which results in a terrible and embarrassing 8th grade graduation. A few of the teachers are actually nice, while others are crazy pedophiles.
Two groups of girls- the skinny bitches who hang out with the skinny bitches in Little Silver. And the somewhat normal group, who (according to the bitches) are losers and don't have a life. The boys are immature and full of themselves and don't know how to associate with the opposite sex.
WARNING: Don't move to Shrewsbury.
Student 1: Hey, where do you live?
Student 2: ........Shrewsbury, New Jersey....... but I'm not one of the bitches!
Student 1: Yeah Shrewsbury is known for that- and their gossiping moms.
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When a female counterpart gently puts your testicles in her mouth during oral sex and the viscously bites down on them.
My girl was goin down on me last night and then that bitch gave me the New Jersey Nutbuster. Now I can't zip my pants cuz my nuts are so swollen.
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When a guy breaks up with a girl by just cutting off all communication to a girl out of the blue. The girl then wonders if they are broken up or not.
Kasey was upset that her boyfriend wouldn't talk to her and is wondering whether they had broken up or not. Little did she know, her boyfriend The Situation, had pulled a New Jersey Breakup on her.
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