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Sexual desire where gratification is linked to a wedding ring of your mistress or lover.
When I saw the video of our sexual activities, I realized I have a wedding ring fetish.
An official NBA Championship Ring that was literally given to the Lakers in Walt Disney Resort in Orlando, FL.
"LeBron won a Mickey Mouse Ring in Disney World and the NBA is counting it for some reason, you can't make this shit up."
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A Calamari Cock Ring is a ring worn around the penis, usually at the base but made from calamari.
However, If someone calls you this - it typically means they don't have a high opinion of you.
Person 1: How would they view me? Behind closed doors, are they of the opinion I'm the real deal, or in training?
Person 2: So? - Well I think they have a lot of time for you, but there may be certain questions.
Person 1: Oh, shit.
Person 2: Well, you know, they think they're hot shots. They make hard jokes.
Person 1: As in?
Person 2: Well, sometimes when you were absent they used to refer to you as "the calamari cock ring. I don't even know what that means.
Person 1: I think it means they think of me as a cock ring made from calamari, Frank, it's pretty self-explanatory.
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I was Goin' so deep last nite,I think I tapped the O-Ring...
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when you propose to a girl in a very informal, cheap way (as if with a ring pop)
Jack: wait are you guys getting married?
Mike: Yeah I'm gonna ring pop that bitch by proposing outside of a gas station and heading to the courthouse later today
A number two that coils around the toilet bowl three times
You'd better chop that three ring coiler up before you flush, or the toilet will back up for sure.
The delicious amalgam that forms around the anus during extended periods of analingus. Also known as Booty Juice. Considered a delicacy to the anal connoisseur.
Stan was a Mud Packer and enjoyed nothing more than eating out a nice Brown Round and savoring that Tangy Ring Juice.
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