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THE Sleep Train is the most comfortable bed in existence, not because of the mattress but because the most incredible man is the conductor and makes the sleep train better than heaven.
The sleep train is nothing w/o my conductor
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When you go to sleep and you hadnt wiped your skeet.
John:Dude!,My mom caught me in my Skeet Sleep.
Bobby:HAHAHA you should of wiped you loser!
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To be tired to the point where you appear to be intoxicated.
Oh my god he is sooooo sleep drunk right now!
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A person who takes advantage of the fact someone has either fallen asleep or briefly passed out. The sleeping sneeker will usually take advantage by doing something sexual to the person without them knowing
Chris is at a party, the girl next to him has passed out due to to much alcohol, chris then takes advantage of the situation by sleeping his fingers down the girls pance and fingers her vagina. He is then forever known as the sleeping sneeker
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A way to say goodnight and sweet dreams in two words.
I say sleep dreams when my gf goes to bed.
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When you are so tired you start blinking, and everytime your eyes shut you fall asleep then when your eyes open from the blink you startle yourself awake.
Guy 1 Don't blink sleep it sucks
guy2 I know I was blink sleeping at the movies
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1. Stop being stupid
2. Think before you act
Boss: "Why are you late?"
Employee: "I thought I was early."
Boss: "Sleep at night."
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