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1.dishonest, thieving bastard. The low of the low belongs in a gutter.
2.Term of endearment between old friends in the pub.
1. Oi you filthy Two Bob Cunt, I can't believe you shagged my sister, you was supposed to be my best mate!
2. Do you wanna pint you two bob cunt, this rounds on me.
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A man and woman engaged in an act of sexual intercourse. An expression whose usage dates at least as early 1604, being mentioned in Shakespeare's Othello.
Your girlfriend and your bestfriend are making the beast with two backs.
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Two Comma Club – Having an income or net worth that is equal to or greater than $1,000,000. This income or net worth generates a number that requires two commas and therefore puts the person into exclusive status as a high income earner or wealthy individual.
John sold his company for $2,000,000 and joined the two comma club.
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The way my father taught my brother and I , it is a boxing combo.
They call it The Old One Two because it is practice's as such.
1, 1 2, 1 2 3, and continues up to 5
The actual combo though it this.
1. Jab
1,2. Jab jav
1,2,3. Jab jab uppercut
1,2,3,4. Jab jab uppercut jab
1,2,3,4,5. Jab jab uppercut jab hook. (Left or right)
The shouldn't have followed me into the ring. Because I gave em' the old one two.
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Diarrhoea dance along the lines of the Tijuana cha-cha or Montezuma's revenge.
"I did not have any fun during my vaction in Cancun, spent the week doing the Aztec Two-Step."
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A bowel movement so mighty and triumphant that it requires a second flush. Constantly occurring in places such as Golden Corral or shit thrones of true men.
Just dropped a two flush megashit, it nearly tore my asshole asunder.
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A statement attesting to the veracity of an assertion. Origination stems from the phrase, double true, made famous by Andy Samberg and Chris Parnell in their SNL skit, Lazy Sunday.
Guy 1: You could see Lindsay Lohan's smash up coming from a mile a way.
Guy 2: True dat!
Guy 1: True times two!
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