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Fisting with an amputee's stump. See also The Caption Ahab.
He took the prosthetic of his stump and then began Harpooning the White Whale!
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A morbidly obese person, usually female, who is willing to take it in their ass to make themselves more appealing.
That fat office bitch Virginia is a total humped-back whale according to the custodian. I should call her!
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A problem. Whenever you can't do something, you can't get your leg over the whale. When you need help doing something, you need help getting over the whale.
Jen: Man, I've gotta do 5 days worth of homework in one hour. I'm never gonna get my leg over the whale.
Bill: Hey, can you bring me that dolly? I'm trying to move this huge box and I need some help getting over the whale.
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the great blue whale Alhut Aleazim is the one true god of the spectral plane. He says all human lives must be entangled before death so they can become ghosts and join the spectral plane. If not they run the risk of reincarnation or becoming part of the alt-fright and Richard Spector. for more information on how to become entangled check out fright supremacy on youtube.
All hail the blue whale Alhut Aleazim for he shall defeat the alt fright and richard spector.
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well i'll be fucked in an irish accent if spoken quickly
a 17-page essay? whale oil beef hooked
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Another term for I'm secretly homosexual
I told Sam I'm secretly a whale
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A land whale is a girl named Kylie hackenberg. She's nasty and looks like she crawled out of a damn trash can. She's also dating Holden Hastings.
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