bike nazi

A bicycle rider that thinks bikes should be treated like cars and ride according to that precept. It doesn't matter that bikes can't travel 45 mph in traffic and consequently screw up traffic and cause apprehension and hesistation for surrounding vehicles who don't know whether they can pass the stupid douche. Even though almost all American streets are not designed to accomodate bike traffic, bike nazis insist that drivers "share the road" when doing so is unsafe and not practical.

If your name ain't Lance Armstrong, get the fuck off the road, stupid bike nazi!

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pizza-nazi

a pizza guy complaining about u taking too many napkins

(pizza-nazi)*-get ur ass out of my pizza place u punk

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Nazi-Tube

1. Someone who puts up racist comments against Any race because they can't stand their own life.

2. What youtube turns into when people decide to act like slavery and WW2 is still happening.

LivingHumanoidInterf
This is why everyone hates niggers.

KenDzel2 @LivingHumanoidInterf
What the fuck is wrong with you?!!! This is why "Niggers" hate the dumb white guy who can't learn to destinguish one person from an entire race. Why the fuck would one black man make you hate us entirely. Fuckin hate racist people.

LivingHumanoidInterf @KenDzel2
Who cares what niggers hate? I hardly even care about the opinions of humans, why would I care about what apes think?

KenDzel2 @LivingHumanoidInterf
It's real easy to call someone an ape on youtube isnt it? Do you finally feel tough? I guess your fear of black people decipates after you've sayed nigger a few times on the computer huh? Well, I could stay here and rant but I have better things to do than argue with a Nazi.

(Actual argument I had with a Nazi on Nazi-Tube.....Nothing edited)

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Hall Nazi

Even lower on the scale of authoritative figures than renta-cops hall nazi's are the strange adults at schools in charge of "keeping things smooth" in the halls, however they totally fuck up the flow. They try and enforce rules by stopping girls with "short skirts" mean while a pot head is smoking up a storm around the corner. They crave power as if they were more than a simple creature given way too much power.

Hall Nazi example:

Hall Nazi: You little miss prep, change that skirt ASAP!
*Drug deal goes down behind the hall Nazis back*

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Nazi Box

Name of a late 70's/Early 80's Mercedes Benz.

Sorry I cannot help you move, I left the truck at home and drove the Nazi Box instead.

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Rectal Nazi

Also called "anal nazi." Someone who harbors fantasies with both elements of butt play and nazis. These fantasies are generally not shared with the public. A rectal nazi can be gay or straight, and can be male or female. Frighteningly, they are indistinguishable from normal, healthy people.

"Tell me your fantasy."
"Well, okay. I get rammed up the rear by Adolf Hitler until my intestines fall out and then I put on a strap on and fuck his butt until his intestines fall out."
"We should see other people."

Stay away from Georgia, she's a rectal nazi.

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Cake Nazi

One who must have complete perfection when baking anything, especially a cake.

-WHY THE HELL IS THE ICING SMUDGED?!?!
- jeeze, don't be suck a cake nazie

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