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A person who sniffs the penis of his/her significant other for fidelity verification.
**This is a "red flag" for lack of trust in a relationshp.
1. Maria tired of always asking Joe where he'd been every time he came home late. She became a "penis sniffer" to confirm her suspicions that Joe was cheating on her. (She also suspected that it Veronica from the accounting department, but first thing first.)
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When two men unite by joining their penises, head to head, to make a rod with one back. The foreskin of the dominant male (or space station) is wrapped over the end of the smaller knob belonging to the submissive male(or moon unit) to great a blind, but elongated penis shaft.
Son: Hey Dad, while I'm not really into penis docking it might help us to do some father and son bonding. Dad: That would would be lovely son. I haven't felt the touch of your knob for years.
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The blue French horn between papa smurf's thighs
Papa is smurfing her with his blue French horn
That blue hose looks like a smurf penis
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a way to insult someone to the lowest degree
Shut up you damn penis wrinkle
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Someone who continuosly draws penises on other peoples shit.
if your buddy has like a notebook or a paper or something, when he turns around, draw a quick penis on it. keep it small or draw it huge. dont limit your detail. if you have time, add pubes and veigns.
PS dont limit yourself to notebooks and paper. Piss people off by drawing dicks on their books, backpacks, desks, clothes, and even their own bodys.
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when you end up with an unexpected thing after having sex
he gave her penis poison and then 9 months later....along came baby
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A man with the strongest dong
He is the ultimate penis lord.