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A sunburned white person.
Damn. I went to the beach today and came back looking like a toasted cracker.
To be so intoxicated on either barbiturates. (usually zany bars) or to be up on a 2 to 5 day meth binge. Just to realize that you have been standing on your feet for days an more than likely in the same spot.That’s all you can do is stand, it’s the only thing that makes sense, it doesn’t matter how bad your lower body hurts. It doesn’t matter how many times those with you tell you to sit you just can’t seem to come up with a good enough reason even though sitting down makes sense because yeah you are aware of the throbbing of your now swollen legs and ankles and the throbbing of your toes but to sit you just can’t because you have became zombie toast that’s past stuck and one piece of bread past buttered..
Holy shit did you see Jim’s legs. He had been standing on them for 8 days. He wouldn’t sit down holy shit he had to have been in some sort of zombie state he was zombie toast….
When you get home after selling a bunch of candy and there's two girls the one that you left and another one just there with you and they made breakfast.
I had a Mac French toast at about 11:00 a.m. because that's the way they wanted to.
When you get home in the morning after you left your girl and there's a breakfast just waiting for two of them.
I had a Mac French toast today because I was selling so much f****** candy.
After you fuck a girl so good she makes breakfast after
I pounded her so bad and enjoyed some victory toast.
Javier make me some victory toast after you eat this vag
A perfectly straight thing and whoever asked you is gay
You like soggy toast with butter
You asked your gay
The shit residue around a protruded asshole, typically found after being vigorously fucked and/or fisted .
He loves when I smear my cream cheese on his toasted bagel after I pull out.