Random
Source Code

Don't touch yourself

Not the eternal 'you'll-burn-in-hell' admonition from parents, nuns and priests received by millions of adolescents. Now, it's your face that is the forbidden body part.

Quietly closing the door behind her, stripping off her gloves, sliding out of her mask, she kept repeating "Don't touch yourself" although she desperately craved the feel of her own fingers.

by Monkey's Dad May 15, 2020

2πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


Touch Fuzzy Get Dizzy

A Good Fucking Time

I Touch Fuzzy Get Dizzy on the weekends

by Kyroge August 15, 2008

15πŸ‘ 19πŸ‘Ž


touch my fucking ass

when you get pissed off in a game and need to vent at someone

Oh will someone just touch my fucking ass already!?

by Miatchimus February 2, 2017


National touch dick day

September 16 all the girls can go around and touch a boy dick but only for less than 5 seconds

β€œBro kylie just touched my dick!”
β€œYea because it’s national touch dick day”

by cybercat1346 September 15, 2021


getting your dick touched

Despite the pleasent nature usually associated with this activity, getting one's dick touched is negative. Simply put, it means losing badly at a sport, game, or any activity with winning.

Person #1: I suck at blackjack and lost $300.

Person #2: You were really getting your dick touched by the dealer.

by TimboG April 18, 2006

10πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


gay as 2 dicks touching

when something is really gay

Those pink trainers are as gay as 2 dicks touching

by migumbo October 26, 2009

28πŸ‘ 45πŸ‘Ž


please touch my junk

When undergoing a search or a security check, one does not mind if body parts are touched in the process.

While going through security in the airport - a young man exclaims to the agent : "Please touch my junk!"

by GranbyGirl November 16, 2010

3πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž