palm tree

were you shove your penis down a womens mouth repeatedly so it looks like a palm tree because of your balls going up and down like coconuts and your pubes moving around like the leaves.

Dazza: hay man did you palm tree that bitch last night man
George: FUCK YEAH!

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Christmas Tree

A person of either gender who is extremely pleasant to look at, but has no real intrigue or redeeming quality past their looks.

Bieber's abs are great when photo-shoped, but Marky Mark will always be my favorite Calvin Klein Christmas Tree.

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drunken trees

A phenomenon in which trees appear to list to one side because the soil has shifted from melting of permafrost. Unfortunately seen more than ever because of global warming. In Alaska, what may be the worst example of this phenomenon in the world is continuing to happen, especially in and around the Kenai Preserve.

In the Kenai Preserve, four million acres of forest are dying. You can tell by the drunken trees and the "silvering" and sap loss from the spruces.

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tree brained

The state you enter into after smoking large amounts of marijauana.

Dude, I'm tree brained.

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dead tree

when 27 Black guys have a gay orgy on the top of the eiffel tower

guy: What do you see through the telescope
girl: 27 black guys having a gay orgy on the top of the eiffel tower
guy: oh a dead tree

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tree gals

besically girls hu r lesboic and climb trees

some examples of tree gals are: aime ellie and meme

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Tree Monger

Something that hangs in a tree that you have no idea what it is but you see something dangling from above

Crikey look at the size of that Tree Monger over there.

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