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Residue from squishy farts found in undergarments during bouts of diareaha
I thought it was a fart but ended up leaving a big turd puddle in my jockeys. Will become skidmark.
A turd, formed in the digestive system, composed mainly or exclusively of meat. A hard, smelly turd, that is difficult to pass.
Dude...that was the worst meat turd ever! Was that cow dead when you ate it?
similar to a loaf of bread, yet brown with dry fragments of corn and nut. Quite thick texture but a lovely toasted. Can my found in your local bakery department.
(Overweight hairy baker) - "hahaha enjoy your turd loaf"
(Unsuspecting daughter) - "This bread looks like last nights dinner?"
When life serves you up some serious funk.
Dude, turd on a salad! My hair is breaking off and orangish from the Nice and Easy box-crap bleach job you gave me. I have an interview tomorrow.
The posterior of a human being or animal, also anus.
"Bob, for god's sake put away your turd crimper. You're wearing a belt, USE IT!"
When you have piles, take a dump, then flush, an angel turd is that tiny, fluffy turd that somehow survived the flush and is now all alone in the bowl, cruelly isolated in the cold, clinical limbo of an empty bathroom.
Usually after a second, harder flush, the angel turd is whisked away to join his departed brothers in the heavenly sewer down below.
Hey dude I flushed the angel turd you left after you crapped for America and I couldn't brush my teeth for 20 minutes
A a peice of poop that lays horizontally over the toilet hole and when you flush the toilet the turd won't break and go down the drain.
*It usually comes from eating a lot of foods with fiber. Like cheese.
Dude I had the biggest steel turd the other day when i dumped!