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– noun
A particularly solid (or frozen) piece of excrement, used as a makeshift dildo.
- verb phrase
To {perform} the Cosmic Turd; the act of using a Cosmic Turd as a make-shift dildo, with the intention of stimulating the recipient to climax before it becomes uselessly flaccid.
I couldn't get wood, so I had to slip her the Cosmic Turd...
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Residue from squishy farts found in undergarments during bouts of diareaha
I thought it was a fart but ended up leaving a big turd puddle in my jockeys. Will become skidmark.
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The posterior of a human being or animal, also anus.
"Bob, for god's sake put away your turd crimper. You're wearing a belt, USE IT!"
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When life serves you up some serious funk.
Dude, turd on a salad! My hair is breaking off and orangish from the Nice and Easy box-crap bleach job you gave me. I have an interview tomorrow.
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When you have piles, take a dump, then flush, an angel turd is that tiny, fluffy turd that somehow survived the flush and is now all alone in the bowl, cruelly isolated in the cold, clinical limbo of an empty bathroom.
Usually after a second, harder flush, the angel turd is whisked away to join his departed brothers in the heavenly sewer down below.
Hey dude I flushed the angel turd you left after you crapped for America and I couldn't brush my teeth for 20 minutes
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A turd, formed in the digestive system, composed mainly or exclusively of meat. A hard, smelly turd, that is difficult to pass.
Dude...that was the worst meat turd ever! Was that cow dead when you ate it?
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The buttocks of a person.
An ass.
That bitch has one sweet ass.
Yeah her turd cutter is tight.
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