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A non-religious celebration of day-drinking coinciding with the Christian holiday taking place on the Friday preceding Easter Sunday. Reserved for those who get Good Friday off from work, primarily in the financial and brokerage sectors (see "bank holiday"), but are usually joined by their less inebriated counterparts from the retail and service industries at the normal happy hour time. This work holiday allows revelers the opportunity to get good and ugly early in the day. Unlike other bank holidays, it ALWAYS falls on a Friday thus affording a very early start to the weekend.
Dude, I just checked my calendar. I have the Friday before Easter off. You want to make it Good and Ugly Friday?"
This year I am spending Good and Ugly Friday at the Brewers Opening Day Game.
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What Ariel H. always calls me when I piss her off
*I pull her weave*
Ariel H: Leave me alone you ugly ass motherfucker!
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when both people in a couple match each other’s ugliness to the pinnacle. their overwhelming ugliness fills the relationship and causes it to last forever, especially because they are so ugly that they cannot find another pair.
Couple walks past.
Person A: “Damn, did you see them?”
Person B: “How could I not? They were ugly people goals.”
That kind of ugliness that lasts only for a moment until a person gets used to it.
-did you see her batman tattoo? It looks ugly.
-it's just one minute ugly. You will get used to it.
Ugly fat bitch! Means exactly what it says. This nickname is used for some ugly fat bitch who you hate. This species only live for around to 18 years then they mainly die of alcohol poison.
Wow look at Madeline, she is such an ugly fat bitch! She is ugly, fat and a bitch. She should eat her veggies
When you see something exotic about how unattractive a chick is and want to smash despite the ugliness because her appearance is so different from the basic bitches and dimes.
Andrew: Do not fuck genes? Nah, man she's an ugly girl smash.
James: Dude, I can't be seen with you if you hit that.
donald trump
DONALD TRUMP
YOU HEARD ME
DONALD TRUMP!!!! 🤢
person 1: "hey have yall seen that ugly orange with a wig on at the election"?
person 2: "yes donald tramp is such a bastard"
person 3: "yes vote biden"!!!