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to summarize a longer story (short for to make a long story short)
Yes, but long story short you need to work harder.
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Fill a water balloon with urine, and during intercourse, make it explode over the woman's face. As shock overtakes her, jizz in her mouth. Spank her, and leave.
Dude, i had a long island balloon with your mom last night.
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a sometimes euphemistic term used to describe one of two people of the same sex who are in a commited, longterm, co-habitational relationship, and who are often presumed to be lovers.
myrtle and her long time companion, susan, retired together on Cape Cod last year.
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A Long-Shot-Louis is someone, when playing the sport football, always takes shots from far out range.
"Hey, why didn't you pass? I was in so much space! Your such a Long-Shot-Louis!"
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An alcoholic beverage, served mostly at formal parties
1 part long island iced tea mix
1 part captain morgan original spiced rum
1 part snickers candy bars
Dude i had a Long John Snickers last night, it fucked me up.
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a place where Snoop Dogg lived with the Rollin' 20 Crips, fucking shit up
"any gag banging in Long Beach California today?" "Of course, just like every other day."
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A strong spirited and saucy woman who is in a long distance relationship. Usually found in company of other Long Distance Divas sharing stories of their most recent same-city romantic conquest
Once she started dating someone out of state, she became a total Long Distance Diva.
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