A water heffer is a person that is like a very fat cow. People dont really have a reason for the water part, but it sounds better that way. It’s like saying “look at that fat cow in the water!”
“Damnnnn…that bitch is a water heffer frfr!”
Alcohol that looks like water, particularly vodka.
"Yo you drinking that wacky water?"
"Hell ya, I'm tryna get turnt."
Like regular water but inferior in every way. Deriving from the superior British invention of 'Water' prior to their invention of the United States of America.
"Oh dear me chaps, this American Water is terrible."
that shit feeling you get after you drink a lot of water.
"I think I have a Water Hangover"
Another way to say "dog water"
Me: you pla too much fortnite
Brother: shut up ur doggu water at that game
Only the greatest of waters, this miracle brought upon mankind is of the highest quality. This absolutely fantastic kind of water can ONLY be found at a store brand know as Wallgreens. This water keeps life and sanity inside those who drink it. It can also be to carry out Nice Abuse.
Man, I'm really thirsty. I'll just have some Nice Water!
When a man submerges himself to his neck in a bath tub and begins masturbating underwater.
I got so bored last night, I did a water lizard.