Wet Taint

When you dribble after you urinate and it moistens your taint.

I have to wear a "WET TAINT" sign at all times due to my chronic urine incontinence.

wet 40

Back in the day (the 70's) in LA County Jail - you were allowed to have cash - up to $40 - to spend on commissary and whatever else you wanted to buy. In order to get the inmate the cash, you had to hand it to a jailer who would then put it in an envelope and get it to the inmate. What they didnt know was people were putting hits of acid on the bills. Once they found this out, whenever you would give money to a guard, they would dunk it in water before giving it to the inmate... thus the term "Wet 40."

Hey Holmes, did you get any money for smokes?

I got a Wet 40.

You got my money bro?
Here's a Wet 40.

wet cornelieus

When a midget blow up doll slips his semi errect midget cock in your ear

Ohh shit!! I just got a really good wet cornelieus in the 7-eleven alley the other night.

wet valley

A term used to describe the moisture content of a females sexual organs when aroused

She knew she fancied him as she had a wet valley within seconds of kissing him

I could tell she was aroused by her amazing wet valley

wet valley

A term used to describe a female's moist genitalia when aroused.

Ben was thrilled with Lucy's wet valley, especially after only a few minutes of foreplay.

Wet Stone

Someone who radiates the energy of piss, lichen, and moss

Damn he is a wet stone

wet fat

when you get wet in your clothes and you are wet and fat at the same time

Omg Seth, you look so wet fat right now.