X-Men

A bunch of overly muscular mutants who can't have sex because they might kill each other by means of explosion/touching/stabbing/electrifying/freezing/burning etc.

"How do the X-Men have sex? It fucking suck to be them!"

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X-Factor

(N.) A word to be used much like a pronoun, to replace a peron, place or thing.

When I got up today, the first X-Factor I did was to take an X-Factor. Then I took a major X-Factor, did way too many X-Factors, and finally at night, before I went to sleep, I did a MAJOR X-Factor! Oh man, the X-Factor was the most X-Factoringest X-Factor ever.

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x=mc2

sumfin a blond stupid person says instead e=mc2 cuzz there trying 2 b smart put fails miseribly... kan b quite funny 2 observe how sure they are

blond d4: omg im smart... x=mc2!! haha

normal person: no hun its e=mc2

blond d4: no its nah!! im smartical

normal person: go urbandictionary it yhur rong!

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Gen X

Middle Aged Obosolete Neanadathals who think they are still young (born between 1965-1980)

Gen X-er: No im not too old to go To the Night Club

Younger Person: Urr Grandpa the Bingo Hall is that Way
Gen X-er: I was born in 1965
Youger Person: Yep thats nearly 60 years ago beat it gramps!

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x factor

X factor (also know as X or ecks) is one of the best History Teachers on the planet Earth. He is known for showing tv clips and movies in his classes, and is a teacher that is actually relatively in touch with his students. Students tend to actually learn things in his class, and are rarely bored.

OMG X WAS SO AWESOME TODAY! HE LET US WATCH TEH SIMPSONS!!!!111oneone

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X button

To have sex.

Son, I'm so gettin some X Button tonight.

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Rip X

Rip X is a word usually used by faggot soccer kids with a name like justin to regard the death of xxxtentaction. Most people who say it usually have a small pee pee or they’re asian

Oh no! You dropped my iphone X aidan! Rip X!

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