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Named after the lesser known footballer Matt Done. When you’re so inebriated or ingested one pinger too many or consistently spouting absolute shit then you are Matt.
Mate, have you seen Josh, he’s absolutely Matt!
Betty will you shut up, all you talk is nonsense, you’re completely Matt.
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Fat cunt who probably eats some weird shit like prunes or like round popcorn.
“Does he ever move from that couch?”
“All he does is just sit there and eat lettuce??”
“Oh don’t worry, that’s just Matt”
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A based motherfucker, who loves brunette french girls who wear white sweaters and thigh high socks
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Just kind of an odd ball with some weird turn ons like feet and ears. Impulsive and likes to nibble, anything that jiggles in an instant, he’ll be on. He’s a pretty chill dude and can even get high off of essential oils.
“is that guy really chewing that?”
“yeah whatta Matt”
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The "Matt" is a stereotype seen in a D&D player. The term is derived from the EBF series character of the same name, who shares some of the properties of a Matt-type player.
They are at least one of the following.
Not taking the game seriously
Obsessed with finding loot
Not paying attention to the story
A Murder Hobo
Playing a martial class, normally a fighter
Making passes at a female player (If there is one)
People who fall under the Matt stereotype are fun to have around but must be kept on a tight leash lest the game go off the rails.
He's also the guy most likely to ask if he can fuck the dragon.
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A stupid fucking time traveling potato who becomes your abusive teacher in 40 years.
Matt is fucking stupid.
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1. Used to annoy said Matt after he uses the term your mum, hence he realises what a tool he rally is.
2. Used as an insult to anyone in the same room as Matt.
3. The automatic retort to your mum.
1.
Matt: ....your mum!
You: No, your Matt!
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(When Matt is in the room)
You: No, your Matt!
3.
Anyone: ...your mum!
You: No your Matt!
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