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When your man's being particularly disrespectful and you want to knock him down a few pegs. Set the scene for a special night and drop some hints about a blow job. Blindfold and start to tease.. Once suitably worked up, take a vengeful back swing and kick him in the Johnson (penis) as hard as he deserves.
When he's inevitably angry, naked and confused, tell him to search 'Angry Johnson Thompson' on urban dictionary.
The Angry Johnson Thompson:
Sam kept quoting urban dictionary references so my sister Anna recommended I treat him to the Angry Johnson Thompson.
Laura: "Yeah great Idea!"
Anna: "make sure you take a big back swing"
Laura: "Have you got any steel toe cap boots I can borrow?"
A complete moron
He’s is stoopid that he doesn’t even know that everyone thinks he is hilarious
Oh look Ben Cade Johnson is doing that thing again
After taking damage in most video games you will become invincible for a short while and can sometimes use that to bypass obstacles (this is most commonly used in platformers) and your character will be considered I Frame Johnson
Chat: "haha you took damage!"
Raysfire: "don't worry guys, we're gonna be I Frame Johnson to dodge these enemies"
Chat: "you're bald"
When you have an in-person conversation with somebody whilst you are on the toilet. It's often used as a power move to intimidate or dominate others, by making them feel uncomfortable.
My boss pulled a Lyndon B. Johnson to intimidate the two business men.
The litteral hottest person on the planet
Man Ian Johnson's mom is so hot.
a derogatory term for a actual idiot
Me: bro that dude eats cigarettes. Friend: he look like he was born out of ant hill Me: hes a colby bobby johnson for sure
A YouTube channel with over 15 million subscribers. Known mostly for his YouTube shorts and his band Your Favorite Martian. Unlike what the top definition says, he's still around in 2023.
Ray William Johnson attracted controversy for falsely striking channels in 2018.